| In class: oh yeah i totally get this |
| homework: lol what the fuck |
| test: lol what the fuck |
| report card: lol fuck |
| Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
Shits crazy i swear. HOW she doesnt believe me on a topic that i’m very sensitive about. the first person i gave myself physically to and its being over shadow by a fucking mistake. ugh
- why would i lie???
gnite world